2010.08.02 好笑的歌
有一些歌,明明是悲傷的,可是仔細看歌詞卻好笑到不行。

下面介紹幾首每次聽到都會一直狂笑。
Bowling For Soup - If you come back to me


You were right all along.
You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong.
So I don't answer the phone when it's you.
It's funny when I see the caller I.D.
Shows the phone line's still in your dad's name.
你總認為你是對的
你知道我討厭承認我的錯誤
所以我也不想再接你的電話
好笑的是當我看到來電顯示
卻是你爸的名字

So hey, I'm doing OK.
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me.
Your voice is so Marilyn Monroe.
It's funny how that makes me wanna smash the phone.
I wonder if J.F.K. ever felt this way.
All alone, like Summer when it snows.
So out of place, so out of those fake smiles.
I used to do so well.
嘿,我很好
如果你回來找我我才會回去你身邊
你的聲音聽起來好像瑪麗蓮夢露
有趣的是這讓我想要砸電話
不知道甘迺迪有沒有同樣的感受 ←甘迺迪跟瑪麗蓮夢露以前有婚外情
決然一身,像是夏天下著雪的不合時宜
那就離開這地方吧
遠離那些我曾有的虛假笑容

And here's the part of the song
Where I start to break down like my broken heart.
But it's not gonna matter
The lines are all down from a hurricane
They should have named after you.
Maybe I should get a Scorpions ringtone
To remind me of you.
這首歌像是我支離破碎的心
但那沒關係
這些歌詞會在情緒平復後沉末
真應該以你命名
也許我應該用Scorpion的鈴聲 ←一個重金屬樂團
來提醒是你打來的

So hey, I'm doing OK.
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me.
Oh, here we go.
Just like a broken record skippin' apart
That we both oughta know by heart.
And I can still hear you singing along
嘿,我很好
如果你回來找我我才會回去你身邊
喔,那我們開始吧
就像壞掉的唱片跳過了一些部份
一些我們心裡知道的部分
我仍然可以聽見你在唱歌

We were right there,
And now it seems so tragic.
No happy ending,
Now this whole thing seems so drastic.
You asked me 20 times
Where we could find our magic.
我們已經在那兒了
但看起來似乎不太好
沒有快樂的結局
這整件事都太糟了
你問了我二十次
哪裡才能找到我們之間的愛的魔術

Ask David Copperfield or even Rick O'Casic.
David Blaine,(where's the magic?)
Lance Burton, (where's the magic?)
Harry Potter,(where's the magic?)
I used to think pop rocks were magic.
Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?)
Shaquille O'Neal,
(why'd you leave the magic?)
問問大衛魔術師或Rick O'Casic ← 都魔術師
David Blaine,(魔術在哪裡?) ← 美國幻術師 強項是耐力很強 像把自己關進水裡七天
Lance Burton, (魔術在哪裡?) ← 魔術師
哈利波特,(魔術在哪裡?)
我曾經以為流行搖滾是魔術←後來我發現pop rocks好像是跳跳糖而不是我原先以為字面上的流行搖滾
Sigfried and Roy,(魔術在哪裡?) ←拉斯維加斯白老虎雙人表演秀
俠客歐尼爾,(你為什麼要離開魔術隊?)

You asked me 20 times,
Or was it 28,
And your greatest trick ever
Was your great escape.
你問了我二十次
還是二十八次
你最厲害的伎倆
就是你的離開

這首歌要把我給笑死了!尤其是俠客歐尼爾那句,哈哈哈哈哈。

The Killers - Somebody told me


中間副歌部分:
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
有人告訴我
你有了男朋友
但他看起來像是個女朋友

這...也太驚嚇了!真是遲來的領悟啊!

阿弟仔─今天又下了一絲絲的雨


這首一定要聽到副歌!跟前面的反差好大,哈哈哈哈!一開始我不知道什麼是「生芒果」,只是很喜歡這首歌,就把它打在MSN上,結果收到很多人的詢問之後才知道它的真義。
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